Published On: Tue, Aug 4th, 2015

Bright side of porn ban.

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Even with the Indian government issuing notices to various internet service providers to ban adult sites from the Indian horizon, here is how India will continue to look at the bright side

 

 

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Internet traffic will reduce drastically, resulting in faster-than-ever internet speeds. Say goodbye to buffering!

 

 

 

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Teenage boys will go back to their books, with India producing even more engineers per minute.

 

 

 

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Anti-virus software companies will have a hard time selling their products, thereby saving Windows users a lot of money.

 

 

 

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Latches on room doors will be rendered useless, with people going to bed with a nice bedtime story instead.

 

 

 

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Foreign porn website owners will go broke with their biggest market shutting them down, while indigenous C-grade film theatres will flourish.

 

 

 

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Sunny Leone will thank her stars that she altered her career trajectory before the Great Fall.

 

 

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CD sales for old-fashioned blue films will go up, thereby reviving a dying industry.

 

 

 

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After all hints of sex are censored on American TV shows, people will go back to the golden era of TV shows like Dekh Bhai Dekh and Shriman Shrimati.

 

 

 

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Hostelers will be forced to come up with new sources of nourishment and entertainment after the Maggi-Porn ban, thereby inspiring innovation.

 

 

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About the Author

Syed Ammar Alavi

- is Lahore (Pakistan) based journalist & writer with 25-year experience in print, wire and broadcast forms of journalism. His major fields of interest are politics, film,tv,sports, climate change and technology

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