‘He had a cucumber penis’ Scared virgin bride ‘slapped hubby after seeing his huge todger’16,504 views
The wife, whose identity has not been revealed, described her husband’s penis as a ‘hairy, scary cucumber’.
A virgin bride in South Africa was so terrified upon seeing her husband’s large manhood for the first time that she attacked him on their honeymoon. Mnombo Madyibi, 32, had to have his head bandaged after a disastrous attempt at making love to his wife on their wedding night caused his wife to smash a bottle over his head.
The wife, whose identity has not been revealed, described her husband’s penis as a ‘hairy, scary cucumber’. Reportedly, he was dubbed as ‘Anaconda’ after his football team mates saw him in the changing rooms.
Madyibi claims that even though his wife enjoyed the foreplay that night, ‘all hell broke loose’ the moment he completely stripped himself. “Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I’d bought her as a gift,” he told the Daily Star.
The commotion ended up waking the other guests at the hotel they were staying in and the couple chose to take different buses home. However his wife, who Madyibi met at church last year, insists that she ‘only slapped him on the cheek’.
The couple has now decided to go for counselling to save their marriage instead of involving the police.